A lot to write but nothing to write as well…

I’m having one of those weeks…

What ‘week’?! The ‘week’ which you want to do a lot of stuff but don’t kno what exactly needs to be done…

Lots of interesting stuff to write but don’t kno which topic to choose. in other words, I’m being too greedy of wanting to write everything that I want to write about…

I’m watching Harry Potter from the beginning again. Yes, I have a lot of other things to do but since I can’t decide on what to do, I do what I don’t expect myself doing within this week at all (which is watching HP again). You get what I mean??? —> This paragraph is very stressful… I’m confused myself… Heh…

Once I’ve decided on a good topic to share, I will put up those good words here.

Asia Bagus!

I’ve been having this weird dreams lately… First, it was about Abu having a scandal with Marina (yeah! Of all people… Marina… I’m so rolling my eyes…). And then, I had a dream about me having an affair with Shaharum (the Asia Bagus winner somewhere in the 90’s… I don’t remember which year…). Very, very weird…

Anyways… Since that Shaharum dream, I’ve been youtubing ‘Asia Bagus’ and not much came up. But one thing for sure, I LOVE NAJIP ALI! He’s the best host ever. Why? Because he doesn’t do drag talk and he’s just simply funny.

I’m so excited!

I’m back in the ofis… No… I’m not excited about that, although I am quite happy that I’m out of the ‘house arrest’ period. What I’m excited about is the new Harry Potter trailer. Looks good… Can’t wait for the movie to come out next year. And now, I must read the book again to refresh my memory… I’m so EXCITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://popwatch.ew.com/popwatch/2008/10/new-hp6-trailer.html

Write something funny

Someone asked me to write something funny. I’m assuming ’something funny’ is ‘hahaha funny’. Not weird ‘funny’ (eg: Something funny happened last nite. I thot I saw Johnny Depp in Subang but I don’t think it was him… —> example only… But I DO want to see Johnny Depp in Subang!). Anyhoos, this person suggested that I write something funny to entertain her miserable daily life. Let me just tell you something, it’s not easy to find something funny and write it down. Some people might get the joke, some don’t. Some jokes actually sounds better when you tell ‘em to your friends rather than writing them down (but I think for Cat and Marina, our joke-level is so high, anything we write to each other is funny… Like the other day, Marina send me an SMS with the name ‘JORGE’ in it… HAHAHAHAHAH! Jorge!).

Ok… Since I don’t have anything funny to write for now (unless you think me almost pitam while buying cucumber and puking my heads off in the car yesterday funny), I’d like to share some funny stuff I read in Ellen Degeneres’s book.

… Sometimes the only way you can make yourself feel better is by putting other people down. And that’s okay. There is nothing wrong with that – whatever gets you through. “I’m not as fat as she is.” “Ihave more teeth than he has.” “Thank God I’m not as bone ugly as they are.” These are all affirmations. However, it’s best that when you’re in public you say this kind of affirmation to yourself. It can save you embarrassment and a black eye. These are silent affirmations… – Ellen Degeneres, taken from My Point… And I Do Have One -

See?! Some people might find that funny, while others might think ‘what a vain b***h!’. Who cares?!!! As long as I find them funny, you will have to pretend that they are funny too… Do not mess with an unstable pregnant woman!

I wanted to write more funny stuff but suddenly the lazy wave hit me write smack on the face. So, I’ll leave it to that for the day. Btw, my vah-jay-jay is still very ‘tender’ (whatever…). I’m still spotting, tho not all the time, when I walk too much or stand too long or lift up heavy stuff like the dumbbells or my cat… Again, whatever! I was bored yesterday, and I’m still bored today. If the doctor won’t give me clearance to go to work this Saturday, I’m gonna start taking hostages… So whoever wants to be my hostage (I serve good junk food and I have Guitar Hero for now – courtesy of my BIL), come and register your name here.

Ada Cinta

IMO, one of the best vocal performances in AF (see what this house arrest is doing to me???? I’m youtubing AF videos laaaaa!). And also IMO, I think the last AF season (whatever season it was), has got some of the best singers (I like Stacy, Nubhan and Riz). My favourite AF contestant is still Felix tho…

Itchy feet wants to walk

This is the second day of my ‘bed rest’. And yet,  already want to go to the ofis and do some work.

I also want to look for a new set of curtains to go with my new sofa. And also, I need to buy some cloth softener. Banyak la alasan yang make sense for me to break this house arrest. But Abu will kill me and my sister will definitely tell my mother (and that’s something that we do NOT want her to do) if I go jalan-jalan during this supposedly ‘bed rest’ period. According to some medical websites and books, I’m supposed to keep my feet up so that my vah-jay-jay doesn’t open up more if I make too many movements. I am frustrated!

So how do I spend my time at home? Watch DVD, web surfing, play Guitar Hero (I bet Widie can finish the whole game in Expert mode in a day!), and read some books. Baby K’s been relocated to my sister’s place alternate days. This is to avoid me from carrying her around. I have no self control when it comes to picking her up. It’s the immediate ‘mommy-reflex’ once the child put up her hands and I simply, without thinking, will pick her up. So, the best way to avoid this is for her not to be around everyday (sad, ain’t it?).

I’ll definitely write some more when I get my mood back. For the time being, I’m stuck here and I’m bored…

p/s: Happy Belated Yesterday Birthday Aidil!

Forced to rest…

This time it’s for a week…

I was spotting a bit last nite and it went on till this morning. So, I rushed myself to the hospital yet again. This is what my condition is:

Cervical Insufficiency (Incompetent Cervix)

The phrase “cervical insufficiency” (CI) refers to a cervix that opens too early, before the baby is full term. This condition is also called incompetent cervix. The cervix is the opening at the base of the uterus.

With CI, the cervix opens without labor starting. Usually the woman has no symptoms. Few women know they have cervical insufficiency until they have a miscarriage or premature birth. The woman may deliver the baby without feeling contractions.

Hence, me on bed rest the whole of next week. Usually, I’ll be happy with not having to go to work. But this time, I’m actuallly very, very busy and it’s not in my plan to take any MC until next month.

Whatever it is, I’ll let you kno if there’s any changes in my condition.

Tagged again… And again… And again…

1. When is the last time you ran? Early this year I did some running on the treadmill at my sister’s place.
2. Do your jeans have rips, tears and holes in them? Yes… Intentionally there… Bought it in Harajuku.
3. What are you dreading right now? since tomorrow I’m working from home, so nothing (usually it’s the journey from home to work… Kindly refer to the previous post for more info…)
4. Do you celebrate 4/20? What day is that?
5. When is the last time you saw your significant other? Before I went to work and got myself all road ragey today (Kindly refer to the previous post for more info…)
6. Do you get the full eight hours of sleep every night? I’d be lucky if I get 4 hours straight…
7. What is your favourite current song? Under The Sea by Sebastian the crab (Thanks to Widie!)
8. If anyone came to your house on your lazy days, what would you do? Put baby K in front of them and let her entertain my guests.
9. Who last grabbed your ass? No one…. So sad….
10. Have you ever been in your school’s band? Yes… For only 2 days because they put me on cymbals and I wanted to play something cool like a drum.
11. Do you own a pair of Converse? Red, never been washed, and loving it!
12. Did you copy and paste this survey? Of course… I’m the laziest person earth (ask my husband… He would agree…).
13. Do you eat raw cookie dough? No, since I hardly bake.
14. Have you ever kicked a vending machine? Yes. Because it gave me Fanta Oren instead of Fanta Grape…
15. Do you hate it when a radio ruins a song by playing a slow one after it? That is why I take my ipod everywhere!
16. Do you watch Trading Places? What’s that?
17. Have you ever stayed on line a long time waiting for someone? No. I have no patience.
18. Are you ‘cocky’? I’m vain… Never cocky!
19. Could you live without a computer? Seperti jawapan La Signora —> Mati okay? M-A-T-I
20. Do you wear your shoes in the house? Only socks… Not shoes…
21. At what age did you find out Santa was not real? What?!!!!! I don’t believe this!!! (*o*)
22. How many phones, house phones and cell phones are there in your home? 4 mobiles, 1 house phone, 3 toy phones.
23. What do you do when you are sad? Take a shower…
24. Who would you call first if you won the lottery? Abu
25. Last time you saw your best friend? Ntah… It’s been way too long…
26. Who, or What sleeps with you? Abu, Baby K, and Puffy the cat.
27. Are you still in High School? Ewww! No!
28. Is anyone on your bad side now? Kindly refer to my previous post for the answer.
29. What jewelery are you wearing now? 3 pairs of earrings and a bracelet.
30. What is the first thing that you do when you get on line? Check my blog.
31. Do you watch Grey’s Anatomy? McSteamy? Of course!
32. Would you ever wear a boy/girlfriends clothes? I did own a STAR Ipoh Cricket Team punya tshirt once upon a time ago.
33. Where do you work? In an office…
34. What are you doing on Friday? Work from home usually…
35. Is Justin Timberlake becoming the next Michael Jackson? No… As much as people like to compare, no one is up to MJ’s level yet. He’s the King of Pop!
36. Favourite name for a girl? Naziah (Itold you I’m vain!)
37. Favourite name for a boy? Aslan
38. Will you keep your own name when you get married? I changed my name… I’m Princess Consuela Banana Hammock!
39. When is the last time you left your house? This morning to work.
40. Do you return your cart (I assume trolley)? Yes… I’m very obsessive compulsive about trolleys not being put back properly.
41. Do you have a dishwasher? If you can call my cats licking my dishes ‘dishwasher’ then yes.
42. What noise do you hear? Fox Mulder screaming at some lunatics on TV… Am watching X-Files season 4 again.

And now, since Cat doesn’t update her blog regularly, I tag her… Also Junida (same reason), Po-pye (am interested in your answers)… All the others are tagged as well but not compulsory to do it (since I kno some of you are busy with concerts *coughMOMSTERcough* and stuff)….

Whaaaaaat la?!

Today, my mood swing is back. Awal-awal pagi, I was already cursing on the road… This is not good for my aura (cheh! Like I even kno what’s the use of ‘aura’).

I kno you people love a good road rage story. And since I haven’t been fighting anywhere lately (my mom would be so proud of this achievement…), here’s one story for your entertainment today.

Malaysian drivers sucks big time. Be it lelaki or perempuan, we either lack courtesy or brain. I’m one of those with LESS courtesy (hey! I give way, smile and always angkat tangan when people give me jalan ok?!). The ones that I cannot tahan are the ones without any brain. I understand that you don’t want to speed on the road, but when it says 80km/jam, go la 80km/jam. If you want to go 20km/jam, sila ikut kiri or even better, stop your car and just push it all the way! And the best thing is, even after you highlight or honk vigorously (the 20km who uses the right lane), they kept cruising as if they are in Miami with a convertible. Marah betul la aku! And this morning, the idiot who got me all road-ragey was actually checking her sms, hence ignoring my highlight and honking.

So what did I do? Like all angry person, I passed her car on the left lane, honk and stare until my eyes were so red like the fire of Mordor… &(*^$%&^%^$#&^%*&*(!!!!!!

Phew! I actually feel better now… For more stories on our driving attitude, please refer to Ms Beautiful Life’s entry here. And some people might say, ‘why do we have to rush everywhere?’. Well, you do not want to spend 1 hour on the road to work, 8 hours in the ofis, and another 2 hours back home with the jam… That’s 11 hours of your precious time! I’d rather minimize the hours on the road (since we can’t really get away from work… *coughTHATSALIEcough*).

Protege #2

At 23 weeks… Amazing details…