Yes it is, but unfortunately I don’t have any… What I have is INTELLIGENCE.
I recently was “assaulted” by a road-bully wannabe. What?! What happened? Are you ok? Did you tell your mom??????
What? – “Assaulted” by a road-bully wannabe…
What happened? – He came out of a junction so fast, he almost hit my car. But being the kewl me, I just swerved and stared at him. He make face like ‘Whaaaat? Nothing happened whaaaaat!!!!’. I then showed him the finger and just drive away. And suddenly, he revved his poor, poor, battered proton saga engine, drove so fast to my side of the car, try to intimidate me by konon-konon mau langgar my car, and showed me the finger.
Are you ok? – By now, most of you will definitely say, ‘it’s your own fault! Who ask you to show finger?????’. Well my friends, as I have said earlier, unfortunately, I don’t have those ‘patient’ thingy. But I have INTELLIGENCE… By ‘intelligence’, I’m using this definition of the word; secret information about an enemy.
What did you have??? – I have his car punya nombor…
What did you do with it? – Like all good citizens of Malaysia, I reported it. Good thing also when you have a lot of friends and family working in the polis department….
And then? – They found out that the car is registered to a lady (assuming that’s his mother). Duh!!!! With that kind of attitude, he won’t go far in his dream being a race car driver… Anywhooo, they asked me if I would like to proceed with charging the dude with assault.
So? – I told them, I want him to come and apologize to me. If he does that, I’ll drop the charge. If he refuse, he will be fined. So, I’m not that heartless. I still have compassion (once I calm down… Heheheheh…)
Did you tell your mom? – I’m not scared of road bullies or lipas. I’m only scared of God and my mom. God, because He can smite you into pieces, and your mom can sumpah you jadi batu macam si Tanggang… So hell no! I’m not telling her… (AJAN; DO NOT TELL HER!!!!).
Moral of the sory? – Kepada sesiapa yang menjadi mangsa orang-orang sebegini, cara terbaik untuk mengajar diorang is to make police report. Paling minimum pun diorang punya lesen mesti kena gantung. And also, try to be patient. Don’t show finger to people. I’ve learned my lesson and WILL TRY to be more sabar next time. Padan muka sendiri…
