Transformers and the pot who called the kettle black!

Peter Cullen aka the voice of Optimus Prime

So I went to watch Optimus Prime in action last Saturday. I give the movie a C+. I kno… I kno… A bit too low for my favorite robodude but I thought the movie was just TOO DAMN LONG! Michael Bay could’ve shorten the transformation scenes. I don’t need to see 30 seconds of each robot changing from a vehicle to a robot. Kalau ada 20 robot, suda berapa minit tu… Isk… Let’s just backtrack. I want to tell you the ’stories’ before me entering the cinema.

I went out from my house at 9.30am just so that I could get a seat for the 11am show at The Curve. I reached The Curve at around 9.50am, thinking the counter pun misti belum bukak punya la. Sekali tu, astaganaga, the counters were already packed with people. Ok la… Sebab  mau terlampau tengok Optimus Prime, berbaris la… In front of me was a young couple, obviously in love. I wasn’t eavesdropping but I couldn’t help listening to the girl complaining about each and every other girl who passed by them. One particular ‘complaint’;

Girl: Tengokla budak tu…

Boy: Yang mana satu?

Girl: Yang pakai tudung jarang tu. Baik tak payah pakai tudung kalau orang boleh nampak rambut dia.

Boy: Baju dia pun ketat jugak…

POT CALLING KETTLE BLACK! I was itching to give her a piece of my mind about baju dia. She wasn’t wearing tudung and the baju she was wearing, let’s just say, I kno wat size your bra is! And it was orange! She was wearing an orange bra! Ish!!!! I kno you don’t wear tudung but it doesn’t mean that you can berbogel in front of everybody!!!! I don’t understand how parents could allow their kids to wear something like that. Dia ingat dia cantik terlampau la!!! My anger was fuming, but it died down after I saw ‘SELLING FAST’ next to ‘TRANSFORMERS – 11am’. I got anxious…

After I got my precioooouuuussss (ala2 Smeagol) ticket, I sat in my seat with a smug smile on my face (because I got the best seat in the world – belakang and tengah), only to realize 5 minutes before the movie started, that I was strategically seated between two 5 years old boys who brought their robots(satu batalion punya robot okay?!) with them. Aiseyman…. Throughout the whole movie, they were making robot sounds, asking questions (Baba, kenapa kereta askar tu tak bertukar jadi robot jugak?), fell asleep in the middle of the movie… I especially enjoy looking at them when Megan Fox’s scene came up. You kno… The scene on the motorbike… Both boys had their mouth hanging open, so as their fathers… Hehehehehehehe… My advise to parents, please don’t bring the kids. The movie is too long and other people might not be able to enjoy the movie fully should your child ask questions and making robot sound throughout the movie. Unless you can control your kid, it’s fine with me… If not, don’t la… Please… 180 minutes of ‘woosh’ and ‘peng!peng!peng!’… Not good for those who wants to concentrate on the movie…

Orait my friends… Sesiapa yang mau join gue tengok HP on the 16th of July, let me kno. I AM taking an off day so that I could watch it on the first day (and the first show if possible). My sister and I tengah susun strategi to get the tickets as soon as possible. Yes… I’m a freak… Ne mam choahae (korean for ’sukahati aku la!)!!!

Autobots, roll out!!!!