Lawak mak aku

Aunty: Kami plan mau pigi London cuti skool ni. Si Mikail (my cousin, bukan anak Popye!) mati-mati la juga mau ke sana.

Mak: Dia mau pigi jumpa Queen Elizabeth mungkin…

Aku: *kopi arab yang aku minum keluar ikut hidung*

p/s: Maybe you don’t think it’s funny, but I do! Now I kno where I get those humor-genes from.

Bah…

Carilah dalam youtube (search Sabahan)… Joke ni mungkin orang-orang senegeri jak boleh paham…

I stole this from Angeline

Heheheheh… Setelah sekian lama aku tidak berkecimpung dalam bidang tag-mentag, let’s do one (also because I’m refusing to do any work today)!

RULES: Use the first letters of your name to answer each of the questions. They have to be real… nothing made up! If the person before you have the same initial, you must use different answers. You can’t use any word twice and can’t use your name for the boy/girl name answer.

1. What is your name: Naziah
2. A four letter word: Nope
3. A boy’s name: Nazir (Don’t gossip about it aaaa!!!)
4. A girl’s name: Nazirah (heheheh…)
5. An occupation: Nougat maker (;-) )
6. A color: Noir
7. Something you’ll wear: Necktie (Angeline cheated! You cannot put ‘a’ in front of it!!!)
8. A food: Nougat (NOT the same as nougat -maker)
9. Something found in the bathroom: Nightgown, digantung sebelum kita mandi…
10. A place: Nigeria
11. A reason for being late: Not feeling very well!
12. Something you’d shout: Nonsense!
13. A movie title: Night in the Museum
14. Something you drink: Noir coffee
15. A musical group: N’Sync
16. An animal: Nightingale
17. A street name: Yang ini aku dunno…
18. A type of car: Naza Kia
19. The title of a song: No Air

Not another tattoo story!

Yes… I LOVE TATTOO! If I can have tattoos, my whole tangan will definitely be a storybook. Just for Ms Tatum, here’s a picture of my left arm now;

Courtesy of Dragonfly @ Ikano

 As much as I love tattoos, I’m glad mine is not permanent. I get bored fast…

Itu dan Ini

Presenting Khadeeja’s pet fish(es);

Itu (merah) & Ini (biru)

 Tapi sekarang ni Si Itu pun sudah tukar warna jadi biru… Can that happen with ikan laga? Hmmm….

Manga-ing your face

Thanks to Syigim, I am enjoying myself playing with this website.

Checkout me in the Manga version;

Rock on!!!

 This one’s Abu;

My wife rocks!

There are some things that will definitely put a smile on your face

For me, there were conversations which I will never forget. Here are some;

• Cat, Marina, and I were doing crossword puzzles in NW magazine. The hint was ‘a well known spicy soup in Asia’ (6 letter word).

Marina: Who wrote ‘Szechuan’ here?

Me: I did… Incorrect meh?

Cat: ‘Szechuan’ is 8 letters…

From there onwards, it was proven that I was the dumb-blonde between the 3 of us (stop laughing both of you!)

 

• I went back to TKC to get my SPM cert and met up with my Add Maths teacher, the late Mr Nathan

Mr Nathan: So what did you get for Add Maths?

Me: I passed! I got a P7…

Mr Nathan: I guess the passing mark this year is only 5

I am not exagerating when I say I NEVER EVER passed my Add Maths since form 4 until SPM… NEVER… Ask my classmates… Almost everyone (with the exceptions of like 10 students who we tiru from), failed Add Maths in every test.

 

• My sister was telling me about  ‘baby shower’ and her husband

Sister: Ko tahu jo, Si Azmi ndak tahu apa tu ‘baby shower’.

Me: Eh?

Sister: We went to the scrapbooking place and there’s an album with ‘my first baby shower’, ‘my second baby shower’..

Me: And then?

Sister: And he said ‘wah! Bagus nya… You boleh letak gambar baby you punya first time mandi here…’

Me: …………. *Laughing until water came out from my nose*

 

• During my class with Dr Shukran in UIA, in front of the whole lecture hall

Dr Shukran: Can you tell us what is Type A behaviour?

Me: *Very confidently answering* Type A is the opposite of Type B…

I wasn’t being cheeky… I wasn’t paying attention actually. Heh…

 

I guess that’s enough to put a smile on your face for today. And to spoil the excitement those who watch AI; Scott MacIntyre is out!

p/s: BIL, I am sooooo sorry but your story is very entertaining…

50 first reactions

This is called 50 FIRST REACTIONS … type what comes to your mind FIRST whenever you hear these 50 words. Don’t think and don’t go back and change. Doesn’t matter how random just type it!

1. Beer: Haram (jawapan alim)
2. Food: Essential
3. Relationships: Complicated
4. Crush: Johnny Depp… Sigh…
5. Power Rangers: The white one was cute!
6. Life: Beautiful
7. The President: Obama
8. Yummy: McSteamy
9. Car: I like…
10. Movie: A way to escape reality
11. Halloween: Pumpkins
12. Sex: Overrated
13. Religion: Calming
14. Hate: Starbucks coffee (too sweet)
15. Fear: Losing my kids… Nauzubillah… Touching all sorts of woods now!
16. Marriage: Intimate
17. Blondes: Bimbos? (Sorry…)
18. Slippers: WAJIB ADA… A MUST!
19. Shoes: Red converse
20. Asians: Culturally inclined
21. Pass time: Books
22. One night stand : McSteamy!!!!! Heh…
23. My cell Phone: A God send
24. Smoke: Busses in KL needs to be environmentally friendly
25. Fantasy: Johnny Depp being my boyfriend
26. College: Changed my life. I met Abu there
27. High school Life: Learned a whole lot about life in TKC. And especially important; friends!
28. Pajamas: Ultraman kaler hijau
29. Stars: Way up in the sky. I want to name one…
30. Center: Side?
31. Alcohol: Reminds me of perfumes… And Baby K just pecahkan my brand new Harajuku perfume.
32. The word love: Should be said to the people you love before it’s too late.
33. Friends: I love them all!
34. Money: An essential luxury unfortunately
35. Heartache: Losing people we love
36. Time: Never enough
37. Divorce: Not that bad
38. Dogs: I want huskies!
39. Undies: Batgirl from Topshop
40. Parents: My mom is my whole world
41. Babies: My whole universe
42. Ex: Happily married
43. Song: Viva La Vida
44. Color: Rainbow
45. Weddings: Tiring… Exciting…
46. Pizza: Last week
47. Hangout: At home
48. Rest: Read books while the kids are asleep
49. Goal: David Beckham (I dunno why)
50. Inspiration: …

Thanks for the tag Zatul!

I’ve done 75 out of the 132 stupid things.

Do this and re-post it with the title:
I’ve done XXX out of the 132 stupid things.

Level 1
(x) Smoked A Cigarette
() Smoked A Cigar
( ) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
() Drank Alcohol

SO FAR: 1

Level 2
(x) Are/Been In Love
(x) Been Dumped
() Shoplifted
( ) Been Fired
() Been In A Fist Fight

SO FAR: 3

Level 4
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x) Skipped School – pura-pura sakit just to go to the hospital and buy magazines…

( ) Slept With A Co-worker
(x) Seen Someone/Something Die – Jojo my cat… Iskiskisk…

SO FAR: 6

Level 5
(x) Had/Have A Crush On One Of Your Facebook Friends
() Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane
() Thrown Up From Drinking

SO FAR: 8

Level 6
(x) Eaten Sushi
() Been Snowboarding
() Met Someone BECAUSE Of Facebook
() Been in a Mosh Pit

SO FAR: 9

Level 7
() Been In An Abusive Relationship
(x) Taken Pain Killers
(x) Love/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
( ) Made A Snow Angel

SO FAR: 12

Level 8
() Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
() Gone mudding (with my BMX)
(x) Played Dress Up – does the company dinner count? The one where I went as Jackie Sparrow…

SO FAR: 15

Level 9
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
() Gone Sledging
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
( ) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School

SO FAR: 18

Level 10
(x) Watched The Sun Set
( x) Felt An Earthquake
() Killed A Snake

SO FAR: 20

Level 11
(x) Been Tickled
( ) Been Robbed / Vandalized
(X) Been cheated on
(x) Been Misunderstood

SO FAR: 23

Level 12
(x) Won A Contest
( ) Been Suspended From School
(x) Had Detention
(x) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident

SO FAR: 26

Level 13
() Had/Have Braces
() Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
() Danced in the moonlight

SO FAR: 26

Level 14
(x) Hated The Way You Look
(x) Witnessed A Crime
( ) Pole Danced
(x) Questioned Your Heart
(X) Been obsessed with post-it-notes

SO FAR: 30

Level 15
() Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
(x) Been Lost
(x) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam In The Ocean
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying

SO FAR: 34

Level 16
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
(X) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(x) Sang Karaoke
(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins

SO FAR: 39

Level 17
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn’t
() Made a Prank Phone Call
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
() Kissed In The Rain

SO FAR: 41

Level 18
() Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(x) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
() Made A Bonfire On The Beach or anywhere

SO FAR: 43

Level 19
( ) Crashed A Party
(x) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x) Gone Rollerskating / Blading
(x) Had A Wish Come True
() Been Humped By A Monkey

SO FAR: 46

Level 20
() Worn Pearls
( ) Jumped Off A Bridge
( ) Swore at the teacher, in front of them
( ) Swam With Dolphins

SO FAR: 46

Level 22
() Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cube
() Kissed A Fish
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex’s Clothes
() Sat On A Roof Top

SO FAR: 47

Level 23
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
() Done/Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
( ) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(x) Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about

SO FAR: 49

Level 24
() Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had/Been in a tree house.
(x) Been scared to watch Scary Movies alone

SO FAR: 52

Level 25
(x) Believed In Ghosts
(x) Have had More Than 30 Pairs Of Shoes
() Gone Streaking
(x) Visited Jail

SO FAR: 55

Level 26
() Played Chicken
(x) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
() Been Told You’re Hot By A Complete Stranger
() Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused

SO FAR: 57

Level 27
() Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
( ) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one (one of the “50 things i wanna do before i die” list)
(x) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
() Cried So Hard You Laughed

SO FAR: 59

Level 28
(x) Mooned/Flashed Someone – heheheheheh….
() Had Someone Moon/Flash You
(x) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone’s Name
(x ) French Braided Someones Hair
( ) Gone Skinny Dipping
(x) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
() Tried to hurt yourself

SO FAR: 64

Level 29
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster
() Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
(x) Had A Cavity
(x) Black-Mailed Someone
(x) Been Black Mailed

SO FAR: 68

Level 31
(x) Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
( ) Licked A Cat
(x) Bitten Someone
(x) Licked Someone

SO FAR: 72

Level 32
(x) Been shot at/or at gunpoint – ask my sister… She pointed my father’s gun at me when we were small…
( ) Had sex in the rain
() Flattened someones tires – wanted to, though!
(x) Rode your car/truck until the gas light came on
(x) Got five dollars or less worth of gas

TOTAL : 75

Sesiapa yang rajin, jangan la malu-malu…

Tag lagu-lagu… Thanks to La Signora

Disebabkan I don’t want to kena pelempang cyber, I do la… And also, because I have nothing better to do (Baby K went out with Abu, and Amoi is sleeping…).
RULES:
1. Pastikan iPod/MP3 player/Windows Media Player/Piring Hitam/henpon anda disettingkan ke ’shuffle’
2. Untuk setiap soklan, mesti tekan butang ‘next’ kat player anda.
3. Ko mesti letak nama lagu & artis untuk setiap soklan, walaupun lagu tak secocok ngan soklan.Tak buleh tipu.Kalau tipu, Tuhan marah.
4. Kene tag 10 lagi mangsa.Kalu tak nak tag, takpe.Sukati ngko lah.
5. Mangsa tag kene jawab soklan.Tak jawab, kene cyber-lempang.

1. IF SOMEONE SAYS ‘ARE YOU OKAY’ YOU SAY?
If I never see your face again – Maroon 5 ft Rihanna (Takdak kaitan langsung dgn soalan unless orang yang bertanya orang yang di benci…)

2. HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
I’m yours – Jason Mraz (Ewwwww! That makes me sound like a s**t)

3. WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Kehilanganmu – KRU (Hahahahahah!)
4. HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Parrot – Howl (Eh?!!)
5. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE?
Baby Come To Me – James Ingram (Now I really sound like I’m desperate…)

6. WHAT’S YOUR MOTTO?
Awan Yang Terpilu – Ning Baizura (Not only I’m desperate, I’m also depressed!)
7. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Rahasia Perempuan – Ari Lasso (At least, jawapan ni boleh dikaitkan dgn soalan la jugak.)

8. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Zutto Zutto – SMAP (It means ‘forever’ in Japanese… Doesn’t make sense as well…)

9. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Janji Tinggal Janji – KRU (I suddenly realized I’m stuck in the 90’s with KRUs and 4u2c in my playlist..)
10. WHAT IS 2 + 2?
Slumber – OAG (Jawapan bangang…)
11. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
I’ll Be There For You – Bon Jovi (Seriously… I’ll be there for you for anything at all…)
12. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Cantik – Kahitna (How true… I am, very cantik indeed…)

13. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
How Long – Wet Wet Wet (If I were a boy, this jawapan would be funner…. Hahahahahahah!)
14. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Berhenti Berharap – Sheila on 7 (Sangat betul sebab malangnya aku sudah berkahwin.. Just imagine if I meet up with Johnny Depp now?)

15. WHAT WILL/DID YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
I Miss U – 4u2c (Sangat memalukan la tag ni…)

16. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
I Only Love You – Sim Tae Yoon (Astagfirullah… )

17. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Qig Fei De Yi – Harlem Yu (I don’t even kno the meaning of the song but I like it.)

18. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
Sephia – Sheila on 7 (???????)

19. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Make It Mine – Jason Mraz (So the desperado…)

20. WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?
4 Minutes To Save The World – Madonna & JT (Yes… I’d like to be a superhero.)
21. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Rozana – Search (I have no friend by this name.)
22. WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Hadirlah Kasih – KGB (Lagu jiwang karatzzzz…)