Guess what I did on Saturday?

You would’ve never guessed…

I went to watch ‘Wanted’ alone. No! That’s not IT… So I went to watch Wanted alone at Cineleisure. Yes, I went further than Sunway Pyramid this time. I wanted to watch it at the new Platinum Suites but missed the first show and didn’t have the patience to wait for the next one.

As I was preparing myself in my strategically positioned seat (back, middle…), the couple on who were seated on my right came in and took their seat. Hmmm… So I thought to myself, I hope they don’t start kissing or cuddling (because the girl was wearing the shortest shorts ever and it was cold in the cinema… Yes, I had bad thoughts/impression… Sorry!). To my relief, she took out her sweater and started munching on her popcorn… Pheww! So the movie started after 15minutes of showing some really , really good trailers (I can’t wait for Batman. Chris Bale looks hot and Heath Ledger might just gotten himself a nomination for the Oscars…).

Just as the movie was roling, a couple came in and took their seats on my left. The girl was wearing so much perfume, I almost choked! But whatever… I was there to watch Angeline Jolie kick some ass. I turned left to put my Twister bottle on the side of the seat when I was suddenly face to face with the girl next to me. She accidently ‘touched’ my hand and said ‘sorry’. She had the worst breath ever!!!! Either she didn’t brush her teeth or she really have problem with her breath, but it was so bad, that the girl on my right actually looked at her and started to cover the nose!

I braced myself for almost an hour before I feel the gagging reflex was creeping up. It was like seating next to Oscar the Grouch! I couldn’t take it anymore and the next thing I remember was puking my head off on my potato wedges! Luckily, I had a plastic bag with me. I apologized thouroughly to the girl on my right and she offered me minyak kapak and said, ‘I know… It smells really bad. I dunno how you managed to survive this long…’. I smiled and sat there quietly. Amazingly, the smelly girl didn’t flinched (or ignoring me) when I did the big ‘booboo’. And they were lucky I didn’t eat anything that morning. So it was mainly water (sorry for the details… I just feel like I have to explain myself so nobody thinks I’m gross…).

So that was it. I puked in the cinema on Saturday. That’s what I did… What? So what happened to the smelly girl? Why would you think that I’d say anything bad about her breath to her? Well… You lot kno me too well. I did have my say at the end. When I stood up to go out after the movie, she was still seating down and I couldn’t get through. So I told her to move because I was carrying my ‘booboo’. She looked horrified at the plastic bag and I told her, ‘Dik, lain kali jangan lupa berus gigi. Perfume tu tak boleh cover bau mulut…’. And the girl behind me laughed and told her bf, ‘you never smell meh? Very bad la! Kesian the kakak.’…. So my friends, I hope you had a better weekend than what I had to endure. And FYI, ‘Wanted’ is not so good. I should’ve watched ‘Made of honor’….


9 thoughts on “Guess what I did on Saturday?

  1. psychopsychowateveridunnohowtospellit says:

    hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahaahhahaahahhahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahaha…jo, seriously? hahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahaahahahhaahahahahhahaahahhaahahahahhahahahaahahahahhahahahahahaha…lucky i didnt follow u dat day…hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah…but anyway, as usual you did the right thing…unfortunately i wasnt there to laff my head off in front of her…shud have recommended Pristine Dental to her or reminding her that she’s got to be reponsible of her own mouth. watever it is, hahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahaahha..this post is sooo damn funii!!!

  2. dem hilarious.

    nobody would just puke without provocation.

    hmm no wonder she went all ‘body shop-py’ by dousing herself with perfume.. she would do better buying breath mints

  3. elly says:

    omg!!! so funny!
    it must be really really bad!!

    oh and i just notice ur lilypie chart on the right. Ur expecting?!!

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