A lot to write but nothing to write as well…

I’m having one of those weeks…

What ‘week’?! The ‘week’ which you want to do a lot of stuff but don’t kno what exactly needs to be done…

Lots of interesting stuff to write but don’t kno which topic to choose. in other words, I’m being too greedy of wanting to write everything that I want to write about…

I’m watching Harry Potter from the beginning again. Yes, I have a lot of other things to do but since I can’t decide on what to do, I do what I don’t expect myself doing within this week at all (which is watching HP again). You get what I mean??? —> This paragraph is very stressful… I’m confused myself… Heh…

Once I’ve decided on a good topic to share, I will put up those good words here.

Asia Bagus!

I’ve been having this weird dreams lately… First, it was about Abu having a scandal with Marina (yeah! Of all people… Marina… I’m so rolling my eyes…). And then, I had a dream about me having an affair with Shaharum (the Asia Bagus winner somewhere in the 90’s… I don’t remember which year…). Very, very weird…

Anyways… Since that Shaharum dream, I’ve been youtubing ‘Asia Bagus’ and not much came up. But one thing for sure, I LOVE NAJIP ALI! He’s the best host ever. Why? Because he doesn’t do drag talk and he’s just simply funny.

Write something funny

Someone asked me to write something funny. I’m assuming ‘something funny’ is ‘hahaha funny’. Not weird ‘funny’ (eg: Something funny happened last nite. I thot I saw Johnny Depp in Subang but I don’t think it was him… —> example only… But I DO want to see Johnny Depp in Subang!). Anyhoos, this person suggested that I write something funny to entertain her miserable daily life. Let me just tell you something, it’s not easy to find something funny and write it down. Some people might get the joke, some don’t. Some jokes actually sounds better when you tell ’em to your friends rather than writing them down (but I think for Cat and Marina, our joke-level is so high, anything we write to each other is funny… Like the other day, Marina send me an SMS with the name ‘JORGE’ in it… HAHAHAHAHAH! Jorge!).

Ok… Since I don’t have anything funny to write for now (unless you think me almost pitam while buying cucumber and puking my heads off in the car yesterday funny), I’d like to share some funny stuff I read in Ellen Degeneres’s book.

… Sometimes the only way you can make yourself feel better is by putting other people down. And that’s okay. There is nothing wrong with that – whatever gets you through. “I’m not as fat as she is.” “Ihave more teeth than he has.” “Thank God I’m not as bone ugly as they are.” These are all affirmations. However, it’s best that when you’re in public you say this kind of affirmation to yourself. It can save you embarrassment and a black eye. These are silent affirmations… – Ellen Degeneres, taken from My Point… And I Do Have One –

See?! Some people might find that funny, while others might think ‘what a vain b***h!’. Who cares?!!! As long as I find them funny, you will have to pretend that they are funny too… Do not mess with an unstable pregnant woman!

I wanted to write more funny stuff but suddenly the lazy wave hit me write smack on the face. So, I’ll leave it to that for the day. Btw, my vah-jay-jay is still very ‘tender’ (whatever…). I’m still spotting, tho not all the time, when I walk too much or stand too long or lift up heavy stuff like the dumbbells or my cat… Again, whatever! I was bored yesterday, and I’m still bored today. If the doctor won’t give me clearance to go to work this Saturday, I’m gonna start taking hostages… So whoever wants to be my hostage (I serve good junk food and I have Guitar Hero for now – courtesy of my BIL), come and register your name here.

Ada Cinta

IMO, one of the best vocal performances in AF (see what this house arrest is doing to me???? I’m youtubing AF videos laaaaa!). And also IMO, I think the last AF season (whatever season it was), has got some of the best singers (I like Stacy, Nubhan and Riz). My favourite AF contestant is still Felix tho…

Itchy feet wants to walk

This is the second day of my ‘bed rest’. And yet,  already want to go to the ofis and do some work.

I also want to look for a new set of curtains to go with my new sofa. And also, I need to buy some cloth softener. Banyak la alasan yang make sense for me to break this house arrest. But Abu will kill me and my sister will definitely tell my mother (and that’s something that we do NOT want her to do) if I go jalan-jalan during this supposedly ‘bed rest’ period. According to some medical websites and books, I’m supposed to keep my feet up so that my vah-jay-jay doesn’t open up more if I make too many movements. I am frustrated!

So how do I spend my time at home? Watch DVD, web surfing, play Guitar Hero (I bet Widie can finish the whole game in Expert mode in a day!), and read some books. Baby K’s been relocated to my sister’s place alternate days. This is to avoid me from carrying her around. I have no self control when it comes to picking her up. It’s the immediate ‘mommy-reflex’ once the child put up her hands and I simply, without thinking, will pick her up. So, the best way to avoid this is for her not to be around everyday (sad, ain’t it?).

I’ll definitely write some more when I get my mood back. For the time being, I’m stuck here and I’m bored…

p/s: Happy Belated Yesterday Birthday Aidil!

Forced to rest…

This time it’s for a week…

I was spotting a bit last nite and it went on till this morning. So, I rushed myself to the hospital yet again. This is what my condition is:

Cervical Insufficiency (Incompetent Cervix)

The phrase “cervical insufficiency” (CI) refers to a cervix that opens too early, before the baby is full term. This condition is also called incompetent cervix. The cervix is the opening at the base of the uterus.
With CI, the cervix opens without labor starting. Usually the woman has no symptoms. Few women know they have cervical insufficiency until they have a miscarriage or premature birth. The woman may deliver the baby without feeling contractions.
Hence, me on bed rest the whole of next week. Usually, I’ll be happy with not having to go to work. But this time, I’m actuallly very, very busy and it’s not in my plan to take any MC until next month.
Whatever it is, I’ll let you kno if there’s any changes in my condition.