This bloody song is bloody stuck in my bloody head!
And also, it makes me think (yes Cat… I do ‘think’ once in a while…); what IF I WERE A BOY???
Here’s a list of what I want and what I’d be doing (or not):
- I will not pee in the public section of the gents. You kno… The one where you can see other people’s ‘Jonas Brothers’… I dunno how dudes does it but I’d rather not… According to Abu, you just DON’T LOOK. Hmmm….
- I will want to marry Monica Belucci… She is THE perfect woman IMO. Beautiful face and a body to die for. She can kick Angelina Jolie’s skinny ass anytime!
- I’d rather play rugby than football. Rugby’s more violent. It’s an excuse for me to push other people if I’m angry. Football, you just run and kick. No fun there…
- I’ll make sure I’d travel the world and work everywhere first before I settle down with a family.
- As much as this will contradict my ‘no pee in public’, I’d like to go skinny dipping. Heh…
- And lastly, If I were a boy, I’d be Mark Sloan… 🙂