Patience is a virtue

Yes it is, but unfortunately I don’t have any… What I have is INTELLIGENCE.

I recently was “assaulted” by a road-bully wannabe. What?! What happened? Are you ok? Did you tell your mom??????

What? – “Assaulted” by a road-bully wannabe…

What happened? – He came out of a junction so fast, he almost hit my car. But being the kewl me, I just swerved and stared at him. He make face like ‘Whaaaat? Nothing happened whaaaaat!!!!’. I then showed him the finger and just drive away. And suddenly, he revved his poor, poor, battered proton saga engine, drove so fast to my side of the car, try to intimidate me by konon-konon mau langgar my car, and showed me the finger.

Are you ok? – By now, most of you will definitely say, ‘it’s your own fault! Who ask you to show finger?????’. Well my friends, as I have said earlier, unfortunately, I don’t have those ‘patient’ thingy. But I have INTELLIGENCE… By ‘intelligence’, I’m using this definition of the word; secret information about an enemy.

What did you have??? – I have his car punya nombor…

What did you do with it? – Like all good citizens of Malaysia, I reported it. Good thing also when you have a lot of friends and family working in the polis department….

And then? – They found out that the car is registered to a lady (assuming that’s his mother). Duh!!!! With that kind of attitude, he won’t go far in his dream being a race car driver… Anywhooo, they asked me if I would like to proceed with charging the dude with assault.

So? – I told them, I want him to come and apologize to me. If he does that, I’ll drop the charge. If he refuse, he will be fined. So, I’m not that heartless. I still have compassion (once I calm down… Heheheheh…)

Did you tell your mom? – I’m not scared of road bullies or lipas. I’m only scared of God and my mom. God, because He can smite you into pieces, and your mom can sumpah you jadi batu macam si Tanggang… So hell no! I’m not telling her… (AJAN; DO NOT TELL HER!!!!).

Moral of the sory? – Kepada sesiapa yang menjadi mangsa orang-orang sebegini, cara terbaik untuk mengajar diorang is to make police report. Paling minimum pun diorang punya lesen mesti kena gantung. And also, try to be patient. Don’t show finger to people. I’ve learned my lesson and WILL TRY to be more sabar next time. Padan muka sendiri…

10 thoughts on “Patience is a virtue

  1. zezz says:

    dont tell your mom. nanti dia cerita ada org mati sbb gado with road bully wannabe :)))

    jgn bagi finger – i think u cud b arrested for public obscenity or sthg like that. or is it just in the States? nways, just kejar that bloody fler and slam ur brakes in front of him…then speed off.

    heh.

  2. Benny says:

    interesting story
    even more interesting actions and reactions

    Anyway, if you wanna mess around, mess around with your own car. A sufficiently powered one that is. That’s not even his car, duh.

  3. aida says:

    ziah… sabar !!! actually, about showing finger issue… pernah terjadi kat aku once…

    tak belajar punyer orang, aku da beri signal ke lane kanan, still dia dari jauh belakang nak cilok gak melepasi aku. hampir nak gesel kta aku! aku pun honk honk honk dia dengan begitu ganas…

    dia berhenti kat traffic lights… aku plak nak ke kanan, tanpa traffic lights… aku honk and tunjuk ler finger keramat tu.

    then, dia kejar aku tau. marah la tu sebab aku tunjuk finger… he he he… actually aku kecut gak that moment. dia himpit aku ke kanan and suddenly stop in front and that guy, bermisai tebal keluar dari kta!!!

    aku apa lagi, reverse kta and terus jalan. kebetulan it happened few hundred metres dari court. aku masuk la court… dia ? jalan la dgn hampa…

    he he he… aku berjaya buang masa dia. sebab dia kena buat a big turn utk kembali ke jalan asal dia nak masuk…

    moral of the story…. berkhemah sikit kat jalanraya. jgn fikir awak sorang bayar road tax. yg penting, hormat pemandu lain…

    AKU PUN RINDU KO…. DA LAMA NYER KITA TAK JUMPA…. MASING2 NAK BERANAK 2 BARU JUMPA DI SEMULA DI ALAM MAYA NI…

    ko selalu online bila yek ? nak borak la… aku antara 2pm – 5pm ada… pagi, sometimes bcoz most of the time kat court. malam, aku busy layan anak & hubby…

    tata titi tutu….

  4. Rad says:

    LOL.. oi ko ni bah.. stop with the middle finger with ur innocent face tu!

    to the guy.. ‘ever heard of the word ‘PRINGE’?

  5. naziah says:

    PRINGE… HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA! Stop it… Berdosa tau kasi ketawa orang yg ndak pandai spelling ni… Hehe…

  6. noordinarymomster says:

    ganas ko ziah! if he does come to you and apologize, don’t forget to snap a pic of him and publish! πŸ˜‰

  7. hani says:

    oo ya…aku pun penah kene gini sewaktu masih bujang.. dgn mat rempit hehe.. mat rempit tu siap terajang pintu keta aku kat traffic light…pdhal dia yg salah..hampeh…

    lepas tu aku kene bambu dgn my hubs (masa tu tunang je)..ceramah mengenai nanti cermin keta kene pecah la, kene pukul sampai mati la sbb ramai pemandu yg tak waras di msia bla..bla…

    sejak itu aku insaf dan menyimpan jari hantu ku baik2 di atas stering sewaktu memandu…hehe…

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