Got this one directly from WordPress’s idea box.
If I’m in charge of writing the fortune cookies messages, people would probably be burning those fortune cookies!
- Why do things today when you can postpone it and play hookie instead?
- Do not fear what you do not know, for it will be the thing that kills you faster.
- Love is blind. It is also deaf and dumb.
- Time and tide waits for no men. Only women…
- Forgive and forget, for those who lives in anger will die of coronary breakdown.
That is all that I could think of for now. The list shall be longer once I get my dose of caffeine.