Month: July 2010

No new news

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… Other than meself getting knocked up for the third time…

Still very new, only about 7 weeks but my mabuk is way beyond the seven seas.

I’m already losing weight because of this. I’m so not complaining about that, but it is difficult for me to go to work if I mabuk all the time.

I really, really need to keep positive this time around.

You can do it Naziah! Yes you can!!!!

Geez…

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They made such a big fuss about football jerseys!

Me thinks, rather than worrying about people becoming devil worshiper just because they wear MU jerseys, lebih baik la censor sikit baju-baju nampak tetek yang di pakai oleh artis-artis perempuan lately ni.

Priorities people… PRIORITIES!

Too much free time?

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Copied from Cat’s blog;

1 – Go to “Wikipedia.” Hit “Random Article”
or click http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random
The first random wikipedia article you get is the name of your band.

2 – Go to “Random quotations”
or click http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3
The last four or six words of the very last quote of the page is the title of your first album.

3 – Go to flickr and click on “explore the last seven days”
or click http://www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days
Third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.

4 – Use Photoshop or similar to put it all together

Very Nordic ain’t it?! But Des Terblanche is a South African Golfer.

Hmmm… Interesting…

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Last night, I was watching the History Channel (Yes… Yes… I can actually watch something else other than 710, 711 and 303!), and it was about the Shroud of Turin. With all the new technologies in the world, a group of people managed to make a 3D model of the face that was covered by the famous shroud. AMAZING!

I bare no intention to question the miracles bestowed upon  Jesus. I blame this to watching too much CSIs and Mentalist.

Here’s my 5 cent about the whole thing;

According to the history, the first person who notice that the body was gone, was Mary. She then ran and notified John, that someone STOLE the body of Jesus. And when John went in to see for himself, he proclaimed that the body has RISEN up to heaven.

I’m not sure if what I have read in some religious literature, Jesus was taken up to heaven before the crucification. So we can assume that the person who was crucified was not Jesus.

So, if I’m Gil Grissom, and I’m doing the investigation of the disappearing body, these are my investigative opinions:

  1. My first suspect would be John, who took the body and kept it somewhere else.
  2. Mary said ‘STOLEN’, and that would be an easier explanation to this situation.
  3. Why would John said ‘RISEN’ then? Well, John was a firm believer of Jesus. My guess is he took the body of the person who replaced Jesus, to immortalized the fact that Jesus was a miracle himself.

Does that make any sense? Hmm… Anyhoo, no puns intended. As a Muslim, we believe Jesus never died and God took him up to heaven. I hope no one takes offense on this. My lack of knowledge might be the reason why I came up with the questions as well… Wallahualam…

Counting Calories

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70kg… And not loving it!

I stand at a mere 160cm. You don’t have to do the counting. I’ll tell you what it means. It means that I’m OVERWEIGHT!

I also don’t appreciate it when people tells me, “That’s ok… You gave birth twice, hence all the extra fat around your belly”. CRAP! Angelina Jolie gave birth to twins and she’s thin as a blackboard. Some even said, “You removed one thyroid. That definitely have a little impact on your metabolisme”. Yes. That helps a bit but it doesn’t help the fact that I weigh a little bit too much.

I don’t do snacking and I don’t really eat a lot. Excersice? I think I need to start doing that. But don’t start to assume I am fat because I don’t do any kind of physical activities. I walk a lot and do a lot of angkat mengangkat barang as well.

So what do I do to fight the flabs? I just started on hydroxycut and meal replacer once a day. I don’t eat after 6pm. And I detox every month. I hope this works… Sigh…

Iklan jawatan kosong

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Gaji: RM500

Benefits: Peruntukan RM30 setiap bulan untuk kredit telefon.

Rumah, makan, minum, letrik, barang-barang kelengkapan disediakan.

FULL medical benefit (OP, HOSP, Dental).

Kelayakan: Mempunyai tahap kesabaran yang teramat tinggi.

Skill memasak adalah wajib.

Skill jaga budak teramat penting.

Tarikh mula bekerja: Lepas raya, sebelum bulan Oktober 2010.

Jawatan: PEMBANTU RUMAH

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No joke… Epon, my beloved helper will be ending her contract in January 2011. Terpaksa lah mencari pengganti secepat mungkin untuk train orang baru jaga budak/kemas rumah/masak.

Kenapa tak jaga anak sendiri? Kenapa tak kemas rumah sendiri? Kenapa tak masak sendiri?

Jawapannya, SENDIRI MAU INGAT! Lemak malas naik ke kepala, dagu, perut, lengan, paha…

I salute mothers who attend to their kids/house/hubby without any extra hands. I APPLAUD and ENVY you!